Observations and Truths

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Ever observe something that really, really, really, really needed to be shared? Ever realized something so undeniably true that you had to share it with someone?

Yeah, so have I. I usually share these observations/truths with the first person or people available. These lucky people usually think I'm insane. That's why I started this topic. We need a place to share these things with people who understand our craziness.

There are really no rules for this thread. Just don't use it only to chat. You CAN chat, but please put at least one observation or truth in each post. It would also be nice if you'd separate your on-topic discussion from your off-topic discussion. []s, {}s, spoiler tags or hide tags would work well for this.

Have fun!

- Rosemary and thyme are just....gross :EE

- My back hurts, and no one really seems to believe me.

- Nothing better than french bread in the morning.

- Elephants are epic

- Want to know if someone is a vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll tell you...

- Everyone loves that beautiful time of year when the sky is perpetually gray, and the ground is soggy and cold, and the air is thick, moist, and chilly. Everyone loves late winter. It is the most gorgeous time.

-This generation is doomed.

-I am seriously procrastinating right now.

muffinman219 wrote:- Want to know if someone is a vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll tell you...

That is BRILLIANT! Love it!

hmmm talking About observations people thinking your crazy i ve seen ghost before call me crazy lol :p

- It is inevitable, I am perpetually tired.

- There's no place like home. [/cliché]

- Some people actually like snow.

- There is a town named Thorp.

- There is literally a town named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

- Watching The Ring 2 while knowing full well that The Ring (1) terrified you is not a good idea.

- When no ice cream is around to eat when one is tired from a long week, brownies will suffice.

- There are a thousand pessimists for every optimist.

- Some people will make themselves believe the craziest things for the stupidest reasons.

- The glass is technically completely full.

- One should not stand under six-foot-long icicles.

>> There are a thousand glasses of air and water for every glass in a vacuum.

>> One should not stand under fluorescent orange icicles.

>> The strangest things are not happening to me.

- One should not stand within fifty feet of six-foot-long fluorescent orange icicles.

- Anything can be made to sound strange.

- "You'll Never Walk Alone" sounds more like a threat than an inspirational song.

-One cannot take a nap at 3:00 and expect to go to sleep at 8:00.

>> Sincerity is the strangest-sounding thing of all.

>> I know no uplifting songs.

>> One cannot go to sleep at 12:10 AM and expect to feel well-rested by 6:50 AM.

- Songs intended to be uplifting are not always uplifting.

- I am heartless. D:

- I should get my snowshoes out before the snow melts.

>> Songs not intended to be uplifting are not always not uplifting.

>> A FYI to the memberfolk, Starry is not heartless.

>> Never plant Quaking Aspens when you can get hold of some Bigtooth Aspens.

- I have no idea how to reply to that, but...thanks.

- Just don't plant Quaking Aspens. >_>

- Swarovski is pronounced swore-off-ski. Not schwavorski. Not saworski. Not swavorski.

- I am thoroughly shocked by Sarent putting up an actual picture of himself.

- I don't understand the concept of "being social"

- Within 10 years, elephants will be extinct because they are being killed illegally.

>> Don't plant Tree-of-heaven, ever.

>> I am thoroughly shocking.

>> I don't understand the concept of "having friends".

>> Elephant Birds are already extinct because they were killed before environmental laws were invented.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you realize that you're wrong

-There is a great need for a sarcasm font

-How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?

- I don't understand the concept of "halving friends" either.
- Sarcasm font is indeed in great need here.
- I think I just rhymed. :O

>> When one is hard of hearing anyway, one should just nod and smile whenever one can't hear something, as long as it doesn't seem important.

>> "Halving friends" is a most intriguing idea that should not be pursued.

>> Drums are an important part of good songwriting.

- Teen Homeschool Talk does not endorse, recommend, suggest, advise, approve, commend, or encourage "halving friends."

- It's difficult to memorize ASCII codes.

- The springtime flooding of the parking lot at my parent's store is going to be SOMEONE ELSE'S PROBLEM next year.