Observations and Truths

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Ever observe something that really, really, really, really needed to be shared? Ever realized something so undeniably true that you had to share it with someone?

Yeah, so have I. I usually share these observations/truths with the first person or people available. These lucky people usually think I'm insane. That's why I started this topic. We need a place to share these things with people who understand our craziness.

There are really no rules for this thread. Just don't use it only to chat. You CAN chat, but please put at least one observation or truth in each post. It would also be nice if you'd separate your on-topic discussion from your off-topic discussion. []s, {}s, spoiler tags or hide tags would work well for this.

Have fun!

>> A certain entity that shall remain unnamed encourages investigation of "halving friends".

>> True joy is solitude.

>> The outdoors is a good facilitator for solitude.

>> It is easier to make an interesting character of oneself than to make an interesting character.

- I am not sure how many true friends I actually have...

- True joy IS solitude

- I would be content staying in my room all day.

- PROCRASTINATION!

- Dizzy Gillespie has big cheeks

- You don't know how many true friends you have until you go through a crisis.

- True joy == solitude.

- If you know someone is trouble when they walk in, you should probably just stay away from them. *cough*Taylor Swift*cough*

- #This #Doesn't #Work #On #Facebook

>> The greatest crises are ones without true friends.

>> True joy can be different from true happiness.

>> The heart is almost always a metaphorical organ.

-I can't remember the last time that I wasn't at least kind of tired

-Bad decisions make good stories

-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.

- It is raining outside.

- Only select people can pull off bright red lipstick

- You can't just tell an eleven-year-old boy not to touch something, it is actually impossible.

- To go to the chatbox go to home, and scroll down. (it actually took me like a month to figure this out )

- It is snowing outside.

- It snowed ten inches yesterday.

- We're supposed to get seven inches today.

- Having your pupils dilated and then walking outside to a world covered in snow is NOT PLEASANT.

- I really enjoy drawing birds.

>> Half the posts in this topic are not deep truths.

>> Blue skies are underappreciated by those who have them.

>> Blue skies are overappreciated by those who don't have them.

>> Time zones should not go by half-hours.

- There are better places to look for deep truths.

- If you're not able to figure out how to properly put on a metal cuff bracelet after I thoroughly explain and demonstrate it, you shouldn't own nice jewelry.

- There is going to be tinsel hanging up over the store's front door until we move out next July because that is when I will get around to taking it down.

>> I don't own nice jewelry.

>> I am now a certified contributor to the lack of deep truths in this topic.

>> One cannot escape snow flurries in a truck except with impeccable timing.

- Some people just don't get the concept of "leave me alone" or "I don't want to talk to you."

- All old people are just too adorable.

- Having a coughing attack during the silence of a sappy love scene of a high school play is frowned upon.

- Smeagol is hundreds of years old and does not classify as adorable...

- If you don't know who I'm talking about then you have never seen the greatest movies ever made.

- The Lord of the Rings movies are the greatest movies ever made

- And yes, sappy love scenes should be frowned upon

- I saw Lord of the Rings when I was, like, 8, and the weird Smeagol guy (I had to look it up to see who that was) freaked me out that I had nightmares for weeks.........."my precious! MY PRECIOUS!"

- 4-year-olds have very little attention spans

- Never once have painkillers actually killed my pain.

- You can't spell squirrel without S i [/duckdynastyquote]

- You people need to watch Duck Dynasty.

>> Adorable and lovable don't always both apply to any given thing.

>> ~50% of quoted percentages are used disingenuously.

>> The minds' eyes of the full-hearted are blind.

>> Dredging old material is more likely to turn up interesting bits and pieces than one might think.

- That photo is hypnotizing.

- Pianos like being pianos and will resist if someone tries to make them into something that is not a piano.

>> Attempting to crack one's knuckles to relieve arthritic pain is rarely a good idea.

>> 8-9' ladders are not best carried on one's head.

>> Robins will be robins.

>> One cannot hold observations to be self-evident, unlike truths.

>> It is most often better to leave people metaphorically than literally in the dark.

>> Eyes tire quickly.

>> Sometimes, it's all too easy to trap the cord of a set of earbuds in a CD drive.

>> Cute things are generally inexplicable.

>> The internet is less trustworthy than internet providers, and that's saying something.

- Ladders of any length are not best carried on one's shoulder.

- People change. Sometimes it's for the better, sometimes it's not. It still happens, whether or not you want it to.

- If there is one thing I cannot stand, it's being called "honey."

- Making a website that only works well with Internet Explorer is a BAD IDEA.

- a program/website that works well with internet explorer does not exist.

- camping in a RV is nowhere near as awesome as camping in a tent.

- if you camp in an RV you will be considered a wimp by everyone on the camp site

>> Ladders are better carried on the shoulder than on the head.

>> There are many kinds of cynicism.

>> It is better for one's finances to be able to record original music than play original music.

>> Camping at crowded campsites is often pointless.

>> Sometimes the good old days only seem like good days because they were old days.

- Ladders should not be carried on the head or the shoulder.

Spoiler:

- I found the above image humorous.

- Lace jackets do not provide much insulation.

- The color of the cloudless sky is beautiful.

- Florida weather is bipolar.

- the only time Florida weather isn't bipolar is in the Summer, when it just has one setting, which is stinking HOT!

- having a computer without an sd card slot is a bad idea...

>> Posting something on the internet can be just as scary as talking to a stranger.

>> I can jump higher than a house because houses can't jump.

>> Much of the time, posting something on the internet is the equivalent of talking to a stranger.

>> Certain mannerisms are easily picked up.

>> It's almost as difficult to not care as it is to care.

>> Some plants are probably not meant to be propagated clonally.